“somebody call 911 shawty fire burnin on the dance floor”
“this girl is on fire”
what to do in case of fire: stop drop and sing
over the summer i met joe jonas with my friend and when it was her turn to say hi to him she walked up and asked “did it hurt?” and he was like “haha what?” and she said “when you fell… at the AMAs” and i’ve never heard someone laugh as awkwardly as joe jonas did that day
(Source: downwiththecrumpets)